“The name’s Bond, James Bond.”

Villeneuve Vows Vengeance, Says Stankey Streaming Slight Stinks

I’m still genuinely amazed no one has covered the horrible and racist diminishing of the first female Captain Marvel in the nineteen eighties- Monica Rambeau, simply because the white male editors thought she was getting “too powerful” and wanted Captain America returned as leader in the Avengers title so that it…

At one point, she abruptly turns into a young woman played by Anya Taylor-Joy.

It is really hard to explain to people who were not alive yet what the summer of 1989 was like. The Batman logo was on everything. The old Adam West show was on one channel or another nearly constantly. Every mall and auto dealership was hiring a guy in a Batman costume to sign autographs for kids to get parents in.

Sorry, I meant Nadie Sabe Que Estoy Aqui y Es Todo Culpa de J.J. Abrams

It sounds unpleasant, but I could really use the $15000.

You know who has hands? The Devil. And he uses them to hold things.

You guys, I’m starting to think that Barney Fife might be a li’l incompetent.

It’s German for “The Witch The 123.”

Another note on the sequels, this was the first time I remember two sequels being filmed at the same time so they could open in the holiday season 89 and then kick off summer 1990. It blew my mind back then for seeming so audacious. I was used to waiting three years for new Star Wars and James Bond movies.

What if Alton Soong is Lore in a new body? He was deactivated and dismantled at the end of “Decent pt. II” in TNG, so his body would have presumably ended up with Agnes and Maddox as B-4's did. Lore being behind some of this would explain the evil vibes (and sort of TNG-era skin tone) from Sutra.

Sir, this is an abandoned Barnes and Noble.

I fully expect a statement along the lines of ‘The remaining Pythons, having seen the incredible outpouring of affection for Terry, assume that our future deaths will only see increasing accolades, and so we will be engaging in a fight to the death to determine which Python dies last and therefore receives the most…

Marvel movies have scores??

“What? I’ve never called you Sis before? You’re right. It is weirdly clunky and expositional. I mean, I know you’re my sister, so who am I saying it for? Weird.” - Fran Smith, American Dad

Incorrect; none of these cars have spoilers.

Damn it, I don’t care what anyone says — I’ve been head over heels in love with Episode IX since the first teaser and the title reveal (and, I guess, the announcement that it would be Abrams rather than the snide, soulless automaton who made those horrible Jurassic Park sequels).