“Well, they don’t do this everyday! My sales manager authorized me to sell this limited-edition Supra to you at a 50% discount. He must really be in a good mood!”

I’m not getting too excited until I see proof it isn’t vaporware. Even if it surfaces, I have doubts about how reliable that screen will be after 5-600 open/closes.

So, they have been having issues selling recent models and suddenly now they are flush with orders. I hope that is true but the cynic in my thinks it may be bullshit. Who wants something no one else is clamoring for? You find out, they are in short supply and you just HAVE to have one!

At least with United, I get there. I don’t give a shit about their attitudes. With American, there is a (feel-like) 50/50 chance the flight will be late or screwed up in some way, if they even arrive. Fuck American.

I was so disappointed in this movie. It was so deliberate and boring for 2 hours. Then it was good for the last 30 minutes. Not because of the brutality but because something was actually happening. Sweet fucking Christ, I debated walking out about an hour through. I’m only glad I didn’t because then I would have…

“You want to talk about hotels or do you want to win some games?” - Costanza

Damn, I think I misquoted Grace. The pants-shitting may have been George Brett.

It’s the only one besides Mr. Met they bothered making.

Maybe he could also shit his pants if he can’t find a big, fat nasty girl to pork. Gracie said he was good for shitting his pants at least twice a year.

How about “Guy who is just a cunt”?

David FTW. Though his pick of Andy Capp fries sucks, it beats the hell out of nasty-ass cool ranch anything or any SmartFood offering. Why didn’t anyone pick garlic aioli fries?

I hope you kicked him in the balls and took whatever he scammed from others with this bullshit. What a truly shit person he is.

I also have an E46 3-series. I love it to this day. And though I settled for 18" TSWs, I always regretted not getting the E46 M3 wheels. My dad talked me out of it since the M3 had flared fenders and the 330Ci did not. He said it would rub and he was right. A friend had the same setup and I always thank the heavens I…

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Damn... I was really looking forward to this follow-up novel. Just reading those few excerpts is reason enough for me to steer clear. Thanks for saving me some time!

Try this method. Season the shit out of the chicken breasts. Get a cast-iron pan blazing hot on your stove. Add 1 tbsp of salted butter for each breast to the pan and let it get foamy. It will get brown and make your breasts dark and tasty. Add the whole breasts (don’t bother with that butterfly bullshit) and season…

So he didn’t touch her or make her feel uncomfortable at her home. He compliments her on her looks and body and that bothers her. She posts topless pictures on her Instagram profile. I think she’ll live...

I had only heard of this little fuckwad, how so many hate him and I never really give him a chance. I listened to his appearance on Joe Rogan and he did nothing to dissuade me from believing those who dislike him. I enjoyed how this journalist calmly threw his own words back at him and watched him inch away like an…

It’s good money if you can get it. Tell Art Vandelay I said “hey”.

Did you have any lucrative deals pimping used cars at the local Ford dealership to stem the tide? Maybe a nice mom & pop appliance store?