My sister makes it easy. She just makes me do all of the grilling. Problem solved. 

Nice Guys was great! I don’t know anyone who gave it a real chance and didn’t enjoy it.

How are you satisfied with the response from Audi? It’s bullshit. If they wanted a “funny” rumbly engine sound, they should have used an internal combustion-engined vehicle. That scene bothered the hell out of me. It also wasn’t funny.

Jesus, you guys all suck. Pang always wins these and rarely chooses first. How can the rest of you look at yourselves in the mirror making such terrible picks?

Reading through all of this, one question comes to mind. Why in the hell are you working for Amazon if the conditions are so terrible?

Not all of them make it work. A lot of the girls still put on an act to make up for mistakes or slow service. Being pretty allows for a lot of forgiveness.

Why not just use a sword like John Wick?

Bits? If you have bits up there, I don’t want to see them, bro.

Hmm... seems like this gentleman should have taken care of his mutha-fuckin’ warrants and given the officer his mutha-fuckin’ license and proof of insurance. He would have saved himself a trip to the mutha-fuckin’ emergency room to have a mutha-fuckin’ bullet taken out of his mutha-fuckin’ back.

I would refuse, based on nothing more than he stalked you and tried to get you to remove it. Why?

It’s Tucson -- not Tuscon, you numb nuts.

Thankfully, Phoenix has plenty of options. In-N-Out, Fatburger, Whataburger, Five Guys, etc. He’ll be back in Heaven.

Well done, sir. He’ll also need a haircut. Unlike in China, the “Pete Rose” cut is kind of out of style in the States.

How many times has Big Daddy Trump broke it off in her old, wrinkly ass?

Senior staff writer that does not know how to make words possessive or write an entertaining or coherent column.

The GT2 RS is a much more attractive vehicle but the time achieved by the Porsche was later eclipsed by another Lambo -- the Aventador in July 2018.

I always accept an apology with, “Hey, you’re a cunt. You can’t help it!” And then move on.

Fucking gross flatso. Keep your goddamn clothes on and dress in layers.

This guy’s poor wife. I’ll bet she never gets her pussy eaten. Not by him anyway...

I’m just sad we probably will not get to see Fiona’s tits anymore. On that note, why aren’t Veronica’s tits on display all the time like they used to be? She has an epic set of cans!