Or just buy a p-38 and keep it on your key chain. They cost less than a buck and come in handy.. The P-38, developed in 1942, is a small can opener that was issued in the canned field rations of the United States Armed Forces from World War II to the 1980s.

If you’re barrier to entry to microbreweries was IPA’s, that’s on you. They’ve all offered more than those for a long time.