If I were King of America I’d:
Try again, that’s a still from Night Court
He’s a freak, he likes cars full of doom.
oh noes she failed an impossible purity test, we’d better eat her
Lol.
I’ve read lots of epically stupid Jezebel posts, but this has to up there. By the logic of this article it wouldn’t be good to have a woman President either, since they’d be “complicit in US imperialism.” You know there will be a Secretary of Defense no matter what, right? And they aren’t going to hire a peace…
My limited experience with dealer surveys is that, either in person or by email, I am told that nothing but the top rating is considered satisfactory. IMHO, this renders the survey meaningless, so I just ignore them.
“The Kona? Oh the one with less cargo space AND it’s uglier?! Sign me up!”
I think we’ve reached the point where you need to start listing him as Dale Hansen instead of “Dallas Sportscaster.” I get that there’s a certain novelty to what Deadspin uses, and I know whenever I see his face I think “Oh, it’s the Woke Texan,” but he’s been doing this for long enough. It undersells who he is as a…
“This is the day we have prepared for. Remember your training, do not get too close, keep the butter burgers coming and do not look him in the eye. May god have mercy on us all”
“I don’t know anyone that listens to it and neither do I’
“Fifty Shades of Rubin” sounds like a sandwich at Applebees.
As a Brewers fan, trust me, this is a rivalry. Not because we usually compete for the division (we don’t, we usually suck), but because the Cubs and their fans are insufferable pricks. Joe Maddon is the new Tony LaRussa. You see that pitch he argued about and got tossed? Braun’s PED-enhanced nipples are not in the…
Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.
Reality check:
You know, we laugh and cheer, but thinking about this more in depth, this is really the way to get at Trump. Logical, intelligent debate isn’t effective (he’s simply not smart enough). Appealing to his humanity isn’t effective (he has none). But he is desperate, desperate to be liked and admired. That’s why Kim…
technically its an incel phone
This essay is a prime example of “Minnesota Nice.”
Because I see everything thru RACE, I would like to know if there are any non-black athletes that have been questioned like this at the combine. From memory only, there was Dez Bryant, Eli Apple, and now Derrius Guice (are there more?). Are NFL teams worried only about the mental/emotional fragility and intelligence…