Ne-ver want to see ya take a snap

I’m sorry L. Jackson, but please run this wheeeeel

How about this? Investigate Franken, censure him appropriately to his actions (which don’t rise to the level of resignation, but are still repugnant), and then these spineless fuckers will maybe have the courage and moral authority to expel Moore the day he arrives. Then, we start seeing who else has some shady shit…

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

I’m literally #8 (a little of 6 and 4 I suppose) on this list. If it isn’t directed at me, who is it for?

Conservatives:
My business is successful because of my personal accomplishments.
My business failed because of your politics.

- The National Anthem before NFL games

Hmm... (looks at skin color.)

This’ll get me some flack because I’m seeing something other than how his words were (stupidly) structured, but I think he meant to include everyone in his statement about “ordinary Americans.” He tends to speak out against the millionaires, who are not ordinary, and he tends to contrast them with the rest of us who…

Well plaid, sir.

He was going to go with “We can’t have the slaves running the plantation” but his sensitivity training clicked in.

If you read this all in the Bane voice, it actually works pretty well.

Disclaimer: I’m Caribbean black, not African black.

Nutt almost certainly squeezed a sizable chunk from Ole Miss...

Yes. Especially when you consider this is what wage growth has looked like since 1980:

I am a spoiled, idiot, asshole Packers fan. My team has lucked its way into the most favorable QB situation in the history of the NFL. The things that I complain about as a fan of the team will make other people puke because I am such a spoiled rotten piss baby.

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

WTF does that have to do with anything?

You know who gets to make bad Nazi jokes?

This point is 20 years old by now, but, boxing, horse-racing, and baseball have all held and lost the pinnacle of the American sports landscape. It can happen. Over a long enough timeframe, it will happen to football, even if it isn’t laid low by its immediate issues.