There isn’t much AT&T can’t fuck up.

This is probably pretty accurate, but at the same time, the sheer number of professional assassins in, like, every major city (based solely on what we’ve seen in the movies thus far), there HAS to be at least a couple people who are doing 1/5th of what John does in shorter bursts. His body count is under 100 in the…

Lol I wonder what percentage of that guys business of cleaning up bodies from crime scenes is made up by Wick. I’m sure there has to be others using his services, but can’t be leaving the bodies John does

I like to think that Common’s character patched up himself and is in hiding elsewhere since he wouldn’t get any other chances to walk away from his profession this freely. Being “killed” by no other than John Wick? That’s a gift wrapped up just for him.

Well fuck. Can we at least ticket the cop for spreading the virus? NY still has rules against that! Can we get them for anything?

I’m more interested in a Man Wolf movie, where a wolf is bitten by a man and turns into one and tries to fit in.

I watch that and fist-pump without cringing at all, because I unironically enjoy Bale kicking ass.

You can tell they didn’t have much of a budget on Equilibrium, but it has some of the best so-bad-it’s-awesome scenes ever. I mean just check this shit out:

“Equilibrium” is excellent. Anyone who doesn’t like it can drop by my gym while I’m practicing my gun kata. Seriously, the story is good, the acting and the cast in great, and it has some of the better action sequences I’ve seen in a long time.

We used HMMWVs with machine guns. 

This is an outlook that’s sorely needed on the Internet these days.

Ah, moving the goal posts. First we needed to give you an example of a large ship in atmo. Now you don’t think a star destroyer bigger than a city counts as a large ship. Fuck outta here.

As long as the dinosaurs then go on to create their own webcomics use clipart of themselves:

I think I like most of his movies more than most people. I have just never noticed them looking like a fashion magazine ad or billboard before. (ie everyone is dressed in 1000 outfits, but at the same time behaves as if they have lost belief in living...a la a french fashion magazine)

What you just described is called embezzlement.

Yeah, I looked up the film on the web - it’s a South Korean film, but they have to break a North Korean out of prison because they need his skills. So it’s not a NK team, just one guy. And apprently the movie ends with a reunited Korea.

That’s a really unlikely looking North Korea too.

And, how do you destroy a volcano to stop it’s eruption? Destroy implies something like ‘blow up’ which would unleash the eruption even more, no?