I don't buy this as genuine unless he also complained about Snyder

Gonna suck when Monk gets traded to Birmingham 

Reached for comment, Pat Bowlen said "I wish I were dead."

Joe Flaxonville

Maybe they shouldn't hsve spent all that money on "Jeter Swallows" shirts then. 

Update: No one cares about this extremely lean beef. 

I don't have any sympathy for Roethlisberger being forced to do anything against his will. 

Bullshit, Babe Ruth would have been awesome on steroids. 

I don’t know, there is a growing pile of evidence that it’s stupidity rather than willful collusion.

I mean, he's famous, so I guess he gets in. Any word on Ron Karkovice?

This is the type of joke you can lose your head over. 

Is there some amazing record for number of coaches fired by the same team in one season where it's somehow like 5? I want that. 

This would be a bad decision if it was still 2002. 

Peachtree Industrial

Came here to say the same thing. Turn right four times and you're supposed to be where you started. In Atlanta, turn right onto four different Peachtrees and end up in a different county. 

I agree with this take

Loving the love for a fat joke. Now how do I get out of the grays?

JaMarcus Russell trained for this moment. And by trained I mean ate enough to become a train. 

Somehow this is Peter Thiel and/or Univision's fault. 

My radical opinions are probably why I’m stuck in the greys.