RIP

I’ll be over at doorfliesopen.com if anyone wants sports/non-sticking-to-sports coverage. 

People who stuck to sports: Hitler in the summer of 1936

The fact that the NBA season has started is nearly as disorienting as the new owners of this site shitting themselves immediately after the purchase. Both suck, and I won't pay attention to either unless there's another malice at the palace. 

THESE are the sports worth sticking to. 

Not gonna lie, I'm a little concerned about my team reaching to pick in the Robert Aguayo category

How is this not a snuff film?

Also, I can't help but note that they picked the Lions to finish ahead of the Bears in the North this year, so....

I have a bizarre attachment to Sports Illustrated. I started as an SI for Kids subscriber and had a very odd but very proud feeling when I became mature enough to be a Sports Illustrated subscriber while I was still young enough to enjoy the comic strips and perforated baseball cards that came with SI for Kids.  To…

Where's the downvote button ?

This article really gets my goat

When does the new XFL launch?

How could they possibly enjoy this more than we are? It's fucking hilarious. 

But is his dick ok? Deadspin has really changed, man. 

If you listen real closely, you can hear an homage to Mike Mayock when someone opens a packet of saltines.

The NFL gets as little of my money as possible. Want a jersey? DH gate. 

The NFL gets as little of my money as possible. Want a jersey? DH gate. 

Add in some Russian hookers and then President Trump's interested.  

What’s The Matter With Baseball? Regional tv deals, country music, umpiring, racism, pace of play, shitty owners, a terribly oppressive minor league system, Derek Jeter, no more double headers, the existence of the St Louis Cardinals...

There go his chances of following his uncle in law into Republican politics. Everyone knows only liberal pussies like the sun. 

Is Gabe going for three posts in a row with "dick" in the headline?