Still doesn't excuse that argyle pattern in the end zone. 

(except for the racism)

I'll say it: Milwaukee is underrated. 

Dough? Is it a yeast infection?

Props to Disney if Endgame kills off the rest of the Avengers

This is leg-endary word play

Somewhere a Men's Rights Activist is tumescent thinking of the "equal treatment" arguments in favor of choking pregnant women. 

What the hell? Were they worried Frank Thomas was too dark for Bryce?

Without reading the article, I can answer the question with:

Draft advice from homeless people > Any and all decisions by Mark Davis

In Roger Goodell’s NFL, Rae Carruth is much likelier to be “redeemed” and get a roster spot than Colin Kaepernick.

Assholes shall inherit the earth. 

Ask not for whom the Bell tolls, it tolls only long after week three. 

Should have drafted another QB just in Case

Is he on the short list for the next Trump appointment to the Supreme Court?

It's no mystery that the Butler did it. 

In high school, football coaches used to always say you have to know the difference between being hurt and being injured. Gotta play through the pain/risk of paralysis in order to bring glory to Knibb High. 

And he let it go to his head. 

To be fair, that could also be Russell Wilson in 12th man cosplay

Most NFL coaches also only serve tea for one