More off-the-Wall ideas from the scamps at deadspin

I guess legalized weed in Vegas has made a difference

Griddle me this: how can you expect someone to stay cool headed off the field when you want them to fry off the handle on the field?

Other than yelling "do something, Congress!" knowing full well that they won't, what can be done about it? (Beyond paying for newspapers, feels too late there and like the TV side needs to be fixed asafp)

The internet is still terrible, sun rises in the east, et cetera, et cetera 

Are they also bringing back a/s/l?

[with apologies to makeitsnow]

Dent Trilfer

Coping with fragments of human remains should prepare him for playing with JPP

To be fair, Michael Mina does fuck up a lot of cuisines.

Some days I wonder if Bannon read 1984 and thought, yeah, I can make that happen.

How can we have a soccer rivalry with Mexico when we suck?

Was this article just a long-winded way of telling the world Ta-Nahesi Coates responds to your emails?

You know what they say, lucky in soccer, unlucky in jail time for tax evasion.

Winslow is always jerking everyone around.

Relevant:

Why not walk everywhere, like Jesus did.

Spiciest thing from BWW is their Twitter account

They should bring back Delonte West to make this Cavs team as toxic as possible

Are there good data on the other side of the equation? My limited experience has been that their no haggle offers to obtain used cars are low-ball.