Come on, we all know the blame for this Houston loss tests entirely on the shoulders of Ted Cruz.

Seriously, this is the most exciting story in baseball. Everyone should be talking about this guy.

Sure, Romo as a starter seems like a good idea now, but can you rely on him in a playoff push?

Now THAT’S what I call solid fundamentals.

It’s amazing how people make assumptions.

The Warriors are unstoppable after game 1, can’t win it unless Curry steps up after game 2. Got it. After Game 3, will the post be about how they need Tim Hardaway back?

I missed the game, did Chris Paul’s brother from the State Farm ads show up to dish out assists?

Albert Almora treats walls like Jackie Treehorn treats women, man.

At least they get to live in Cleveland

Don’t worry, this is exactly how they handle the nuclear football as well.

The Warriors are better than everyone.

Totally fair. Can I trade that mythical barrel for getting ungreyed?

Yup, Blackhawks didn’t need him.

“Outside of Kawhi” is also where Kawhi’s career interests have been lately.

And with that, the Mariners’ bench coach is a better hitter than the entirety of the Mariners’ bench.

Appeal rejected based on the misspelling of ridiculous.

Guess he wasn’t on a Mission from God

Usually LeBron just gets his own coach fired

Put a visor on that thing and Dan Snyder would still overpay it for being pass-happy

Not as many dope things as Josh Gordon can do.