Justice was only served when he was sentenced to 3-8 years in Detroit.

Come on, freedom of speech is only for Nazis now, pay attention.

I’m sure after just four or five more massive fuck ups, Wayne Fontes can turn things around.

So Boston didn’t blow a 3-1 lead?

Please show us the part of the multiverse where Albert Belle isn’t an asshole.

The important thing is that ESPN will not waiver from its commitment to not caring about quality.

I guess he does kinda look like a pelican

GOOD JOB BRINGING BACK MATT!

It’s like these guys can’t keep on ticking.

All he had to do was Turner-ound

How much less could the guy know about football if he cut back?

It’s pretty cool you found a time machine to take you back to 1995.

Our President may be the only football mind inferior to Mike Brown.

Unfortunately it’s not surprising that Dan Snyder is capable of stooping so low.

Thanks to Dave Chappelle, I do shout “Kobe!” when I take a shot at a trash can, but I assure you that it is in a pejorative manner.

Roquan Smith’s backrub move on Goodell makes me uncomfortable

Are you saying MAYBE the superteam era was bullshit?

I thought the point of mock drafts was to leave us shook when we see headlines like “Jets trade their 1st rounder to the Panthers: Artie McFartie’s 2018 mock draft”

Reached for comment, Fuck said “bowchickawowow”

Is that a cigarette in his hand?