Great, more idiots baselessly disparaging the FBI

The only conclusion left to draw is that the alarmist arguments against the #MeToo movement aren’t about fairness at all, but instead about preserving a status quo where women learn to keep quiet about harassment.

And who hasn’t sat around with their friends watching Chef’s Table on Netflix?

I am a critical demographic for the NFL. Young(ish), have disposable income (I’m even dumb enough to have bought jerseys in the not distant past), high affiliation/loyalty, and I have a specific team I root for.

Hey, you don’t know that the lesbian in Alabama hasn’t won a SAG or Emmy.

Re: the flu shot:

Only an idiot would suggest eliminating holding penalties, so I’d say something reasonable like college football rules for overtime.

Has anyone reached Curt Schilling for comment so I can not give a fuck?

Are you prepared for a SCORCHINGLY tepid take/defense of blazers on planes?

Jag off.

Your hottest and worst taek is the one on Thursday night football. Oh you really want more games that feature lower quality play and more injuries? Or do you just prefer staring into the brightly hued void of existential nothingness that is “Color Rush”. Fuck Thursday Night Football with a corrugated roof panel.…

Can’t get no love from me.

Deadspin is suddenly so full of Bulls it might as well change its name to Pamplona

How do you pronounce that?

He was looking for a horse-sized duck.

Derek Jeter is thoroughly confused

Something tells me it’s not over until that 4th win in the Finals.

“HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT REALLY HAPPENED”

Landlord James Croci wants you to know that he is also in favor of you tugging on Superman’s cape and spitting into the wind.

Tee Martin keeps getting passed over and forgotten even though he won a college championship and Peyton’s biggest bowl game was assaulting a trainer with his fruit bowl.