In the article’s defense, “lady parts” IS by default a funnier term than “vagina”.

I have a bold idea: how about governments not air their grievances toward each other via Twitter? Just talk on the fucking phone or something.

Because deep down the networks don't care. They want ratings. They want red meat. They don't share your concerns until advertisers boycott. And advertisers don't boycott until it's prudent. 

The man committed open treason every fucking day this week. Why are they still defending him? What are they doing?!

You know what would be more satisfying?  Not giving these people a platform in the first place. 

How dare you make me hope.

My first thought also, what an idiotic omission.

I wish you guys would fix your infographics. You put a lot of time and effort into them only to leave one KEY piece of information off - the distance Pastrani jumped.

Fuck this guy.

Dunno, but fortunately, he didn’t shoot himself in the foot with his antics.

This isn’t even relevant. That is a different country who is our enemy at the moment. This sounds like it was written in North Korea by the dictator himself. There is no connection whatsoever. If you’re going to criticize the White House, go ahead because you won’t lack material, but please don’t write junk like this…

Because others like an artist more than I do, I want that artist destroyed!

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

Rich widow, poor widow, black widow... We’ll take whatever form we can get!

We all want Melania to be a wealthy widow.

In other news, water is wet.

Because then people would know how many people have been imprinted with Netflix’s secret mind control devices before they are ready to launch their plan for world domination.

Huh, Eleven is alive in Season 2 I guess. Thanks for the spoiler!

The stroller was checked AT THE GATE. Which means the stroller was checked while in line to literally board the plane at the Gate. It is too big for overhead luggage so you check it there before walking down the ramp. However, if the passenger has a child and 3 bags there is a limit to the amount of bags you can bring…