Cartman put it best: I’m all for girls playing sports, just don’t expect me to care about them. 

All hotdogs made outside of CT are garbage, so it shouldn’t be hard to find them.

I remember the days before we had lunatics flying planes into buildings. No one bitched about extra security checks when that happened.

“Seeing as we all know how white people feel about OJ being acquitted for the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman” yeah fuck you

I don’t think anyone cares. When America doesn’t want to care we do it better than anyone. Seriously, we can ignore anything. 

5% of us got that 

Yes, those superior Japanese. Then they go whaling and cut the fins off sharks. Can’t win them all. Stop charging me $100 for a ticket and $50 to park and I’ll think about throwing out my trash.

It’s amazing that vaccines working is really what affords us the ability to question them. If kids were still getting polio no one would wonder about them

What if it’s a KOTOR party style multi player....

A light in the darkness

I don’t have a problem with female or black soilders, my issue is with how LOOK LOOK LOOK!!! they have been about it. Same as how the Force Awakens couldn’t get 15 minutes into the movie without making sure you knew there were female storm troopers now. It’s so forced it’s jarring.

It’s articles like this that make me not give one shit about helping

Nice opening paragraph. Just more bitching and moaning - trying voting!

Cooool

Holy shit they took the best player in the draft! What a bunch of fucking morons!

In a red state having a 15 year old history textbook might be a good thing. Means they haven’t edited out Southern history yet

Lebron plays in the top league. Neymar is in.... 3/4th tier? Try that shit in the EPL

The jokes killed the pacing in some spots, liked the Porgs.

Leia’s home planet was blown up

That’s what you get for calling home runs dongs. Its pretty stupid. Works every once in a while, but every MLB post last season had dong in it.