A few things.... First, there is no good chain pizza. Second, American pizza is best in New Haven, not NYC. Third, the great pizza belt stretches from North Jersey to RI and if you’re not in it your pizza sucks.

The end game experience is always the same. The other civs declare war on you, usually at the same time. Always happens, usually not even at the end of the game. But it does end the game. Happens in every version of the game

I will explain how more advanced civilizations destroyed less advanced ones who could not look past tribal allegiances and unify against a common threat.

“money-grubbing shitbrains in charge of” thats just modern America, not soccer

Hey Vikings fan.... you wish you had a guy like Eli at any point in Vikings history. Also, before we slurp Tommy C too much lets look at the shit show time management his teams ALWAYS EMPLOY. He’d still be their coach if they weren’t hiking the ball with 17 seconds on the play clock each down. When you constantly…

Innocent until proven guilty Mrs. Trump. Can’t just change what you don’t like, or some Duke Lacrosse players might be in prison.

Would you think differently if you had to pay “just $99" for it?

Would you think differently if you had to pay “just $99" for it?

Yes, because Republicans and FOX are full of diversity

Obviously a player taking a knee is what is turning people off about the NFL

Kap absolutely should be on an NFL roster and in no way do I or have I disputed that. Nice assumption Mr. Condescension - but that’s exactly what I expect from an American soccer fan. You act like your sport is the shit because the rest of the world likes it, as if that puts it on some pedestal that the rest of us…

Time for Nick Saban

Hello Nick Saban

Apparently a lot of people agree with me. Also, NBA, MLB, NFL stadiums - not built by slave labor. I love when people site ratings. If the rest of the world could afford equipment they’d dump socce too

“spent their whole life assuming that they always have something interesting and useful to say, despite all evidence to the contrary.” Certainly no attractive women would EVER assume this. Its only men.

Do the computer controlled Civs still gang up on you and all declare war at once when you play well? Yes? Well nothing has really changed then.

You expect me to take a sport that lets its championship games be decided by penalty kicks seriously?

A rare moment of honesty from a politician

I can think of two games you were all rooting for him in, and he got it done

I was thinking that too, but if he had gout so bad he needed a foot pillow there’s no way he gets his shoe on.

What’s up with the foot pillow?