Just don’t buy her products. But you will 

Does the post office crunch during the holidays?

85% of us don’t care. 

They can’t and won’t do shit, just like when Trump fucks around with the election. They are a fake opposition party. They’ll wear a pin in protest 

Too bad women won’t vote for women.

There’s two options. Settle down 

Who the fuck names their kid that? 

Your mall has an Orange J? I’m jealous 

He’ll lose work because he’s associated with shitty Star Wars movies. Not his celebrity bitching. 

Nothing makes me feel more sorry for someone than when they refer to themself as a celebrity and then trash the very thing that made anyone give a shit about what they had to say. 

Going out on a limb here.... none of your readers can afford these 

Going out on a limb here.... none of your readers can afford these 

Pick better black women as your heros 

Bailing on the season when his team sucks is great. 

Call me when Lebron marches with regular African Americans. Not playing is the least they can do

Don’t hang out with people who feel a need to carry a gun when they already have a security detail. 

WTF is a recovery jog? It’s a jog. Soft j 

WTF is a recovery jog? It’s a jog. Soft j 

Omar is toast. 

Oh no! Will I never see a gourmet Cheerio video? Fuck these affluent people and their worthless fucking “jobs”. There’s thousands of hungry people in the cities their in, never seen any food going to them. I wonder how much the people who clean their kitchens get paid. 

Reads like an ad

Reads like an ad

So creative!