Who hurt you, starcrunch?

I’ve always thought a rule of thumb is that if the knee goes out, ACL, and if it goes in, MCL. Looked up what you said. Interesting.

You could’ve made up some of those words and I wouldn’t know any better, but I’ll trust your judgement.

Odds are good if someone stole it with the intent to sell there was already a buyer in mind and already a means of confirming the authenticity of the item.

Drew, you are my favorite goddamn sportswriter- I mean, not just Deadspin, but all sports writers. I have the “Greatest Sportwriting” compilations, and I believe you deserve to be in there one day. BUT....let it go, man. This is just lazy- calling out how much you hate the Pats on Deadspin is a cheap way to get 10,000…

Counterpoint: The anti-Patriots whining and celebrating, especially last night on Twitter when the Falcons were winning, is more annoying. I don’t know many Boston sports fans, but I do know a lot of people who are really salty that some other team wins a lot (and I’m an Eagles fan, so you know I’d do unspeakable…

Was looking forward to digging into this and enjoying a good ol’ fashioned hatchet job on the eternally-smug Pats fans. Instead I got the journalistic equivalent of a room temperature non-alcoholic beer served by a pissy hipster in an ironic t-shirt.

People like you and your fellow bloggers turn plenty of people into Pats fans, I assure you. Keep equating an entire football team full of many different people from different backgrounds with different political beliefs with Donald Trump.

Im just glad those Boston fucks are out of my town.

Oh go cry about Trump to your kids again.

I feel like this column has made America great again.

I know it’s a cool buzzword, but actually look up,the the meaning of fascism, you fucking moron. Grow up

I like Sam Harris quote describing Trumps speech pattern;

I think that second half shows he earns his supermodel though..

“I HATE UBER AND YOU SHOULD TO”

“I FEEL THIS WAY AND YOU ALL FEEL THIS WAY TOO” is the way at least half the Gizmodo sites’ writers frame all their subjective opinions.

Only partially related to this post. Diana, I pretty much only read dick jokes and un-original Deadspin comments at this point, but thanks for being a real journalist in the time we need it more than ever. You’re one of the best out there.

“Where the white bitches at?”

The joke is not on the people of Flint.

Celebrating diversity in Columbus of course.