Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

And a big Fuck you back dude.

White male, grew up in the burbs and I’ve been pulled over for speeding,etc. probably about 2 dozen times. Every time the cop had the pistol strap undone and his hand on/near the pistol grip, though not drawn. Roddy White is not special.

The dipshit behind me planted trees 6" from my backyard fence. When they matured they would uproot my fence, wreck my shed, and blot out the sun in my entire yard all summer and fill it with leaves every fall. That is, they would if I didn’t Round-Up the shit out of them every night until they died, both times he…

Right? How did he afford a boat?

Maybe I like my neighborhood classy. I’m sorry.

Stop being a little bitch. If they don’t like it, they can move too. I don’t agree with his placement of it, but holy shit, it’s a free country. You’re free to stare at it, or not stare at it.

Just to be pedantic, I feel the need to point out the fact that it very much is not taller than his house.

Everybody understands it they just don’t think this is dickish behavior. I wish my neighbors would do a lot of things differently but I don’t have the right to tell them what to do. Except for the neighbor across the alley who craps in the house next door’s driveway when her water gets cut off, I do tell her to stop…

Guess who buys houses? First-world white people. When you cut a check for 20% of a few hundred grand, you have certain expectations of your neighbors. Like I said: he’s not doing anything illegal but if you can’t see why he’s a dick, then your neighbors probably think you’re a dick.

Of course the counter argument is that you are basically dictating how he should live his life based on your whims and desires, i.e. YOU’RE FREE TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT AS LONG AS YOU DON’T DO ANYTHING I DON’T LIKE.*

Parking the trailer there? Entirely within his rights. Inconsiderate? Maybe.

This comment best represents my attitude on this matter.

In the process of moving towards fairly isolated in the woods. My wife and I do not want neighbors anymore.

Nah, that would be the decent thing to do.

First, this is hilarious. Well done, Mr. Panther.

doth you?

I doff my cap to this man.