All I can see now are Michelle Yeoh’s hot dog fingers. 

Choose better heroes. 

Flee the confederacy.

Pete, what is your issue? Even most republicans and Texans know that.

Yeah, the non-citizen bit seems weird. I work for an international corporation with the US HQ in Nashville and there are plenty of non-citizen who live, work, and drive here.

He could just move to a better state.

He hasn’t yet.

A Certificate of US Citizen Born Abroad. It's something you get when your parents register your birth with a US Consulate. 

Any laws with a whiff of religious origin need to be scrubbed from the books.

The zodiac killer?

If God exists, Ted, and a whole bunch of his GOP buddies are going to be in serious trouble. 

Good to know that according to the Tennessee DMV, neither Rafael Cruz nor John McCain were eligible to run for President

My father was born in postwar occupied Japan to U.S. Citizen parents.

The US military allows enlistment of foreign nationals with a green card and fluency in English.

Can he just leave Tennessee and solve this garbage situation?

Oddly while getting a passport in Canada I was told my Quebec birth certificate was not sufficient proof of my being born in Canada. The issue was I had an original from 1966, they were issued by towns, hospitals, and churches, in the 2000's they switched to a central registry and I had to get a new one.

DMV: Dipshits Messing with Vets?

do the most american thing possible. Sue the living piss out of the TN DMV.

He’s really going to be mad when he gets deported and has to live out his days in Winnipeg.

Ted Cruz was born in Canada and John McCain was born in Panama. You just have to file the paperwork. Amazed that he was in the US Military without that piece of paper