He got the wife, didn’t he? Maybe she was worth it. I know mine is.

The engine hood is the only item not made of plastic.

Then it got GM-ified. Look at Paul Ingrassia’s “Crash Course” to find out why.

Hey, free cups.

I don’t know whether to cry or pass out from boredom when I see this thing.

I had a friend who drove one of these. She was tall and willowy and had very soft hands.

This is a way of “getting things done.”

Just different things, that’s all.

Cheap, fairly reliable used car. Likely to be underpriced because of huge depreciation, yet shares cheap Ford parts.

You left out field goals.

Football trivia = blank stares. No wonder Sports Jeopardy is a thing.

$3900 for a convertible I can actually fit in (unlike the Miata). NP.

I’ve seen him on Slate. He’s a nutcase.

You’re in effect paying for a transportation service rather than buying a car at this point.

Just get a used one. They’re cheap because they depreciate so fast.

““The closure of his Instagram account is a matter of Kadyrov’s image, of his prestige,” Oleg Orlov, the founder of a Russian human rights organization called Memorial, told The Guardian. “When he feels offended, nothing else is important to him—whoever gets in his way must be destroyed.””

Me, too. I was scrolling down as fast as my hunk of junk laptop could keep up.

Maybe she should have spent some of that money on an anti-theft system?

This sounds like R.I.P.D.

I got it the first time. Some people can be thick.

As long as people are willing to spray money at them for a three-pointed star, they’ll continue to soak it up.