I was thinking it wasn’t a Cad, but I had no idea what it was. I come from a Mopar family.

DGAS; DR (didn’t give a s*it; didn’t read)

You don’t know Hanford is in Washington? What planet have you been living on?

Straight out of “A Face in the Crowd.”

See you.

He swore to uphold the Constitution, not “be loyal to his boss no matter what.”

You fired first, buddy.

And you a-holes call _liberals_ snowflakes?

I’d love to dump that stupid taco bowl right over his head.

*where

I had to look at here my shirt was made. It’s from Indonesia.

Turkish Gastarbeiter for the win!

Stretched Hummer = great sex idea or stupid car idea.

I bet the driver of that crossover was scared as well.

“Wait... you need a permit to shore up a building that is half collapsed?”

Really cool, but too old and likely unreliable.

Many women didn’t. They made the right choice.

Happens to the best of us....

All Jay Leno makes me do is want to hit the Mute button.

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