To a lot of Americans, hatchback = welfare recipient = poor people.

More like “Honda Civic With a Fart Muffler” to me.

Mark Webber?

A Japanese Beetle?

I kinda wish some of these shitheads would get run over.

Grow up and obey the law? Naah, too easy.

Repo Man had better punk scenes.

Tam?

Dragnet or Star Trek....or Braveheart?

Why does everyone get all excited about hipsters, anyway?

Yeah, just don’t tromp on the accelerator and spin your wheels and you’ll be OK. Carry kitty litter or sand to dump in front of/behind the tires for grip. And ease the car out of the space. The driver has the mind and patience of a child; even the kid in the video is pretty well behaved.

With a “zappy ending?”

Agreed. I don't really see the point of Article 9 any more, anyway.

Sweet!

Holey Cow!

Some guy in our condo complex drives one of these. It has to be under $10K or he got ripped off.

Stop signs, maybe?

I was about to say that....

I think it's actually "Pobeda," the Russian word for "victory."

OK, I figured it out. I got VW Jetta Sportwagon TDI, so I suppose this thing works after all!