I honestly don’t know whether or not either of these people are Sam Worthington.

Spending the months leading up to Joker’s release anticipating how bad it will be and then putting it on the worst of the year list for not living down to your expectations is pretty much Peak 2019 AV Club.

In my universe, we’d be getting a Justice League International movie.

-Perd Hapley.

Okay, it already reeked of Tim & Eric, then you add “SPIRITUAL MILK” and that vacuous stare, and now you can’t tell me they weren’t involved. Through the ether, if not directly.

You are a 5 year old telling a room full of grown ups about pokeman right now.

Fuck everyone involved in this story. Fucking morons.

They’ll change his voice and nobody will tell the diddly-ifference!

The fight he has with his own hand before severing it is a slapstick masterpiece.

It’s okay, Tom Hanks remembered and called her on your behalf.

Tom Hanks is so nice, he turned the clocks back 6 days so you could call your mother.

This isn’t dark. The Diary of Anne Frankenstein, now that’s dark.

So, like Marmaduke?

Sorry to step on your hypothesis, but Lou Gossett Jr. is Iron Eagle.

It’s been a while since I saw it, but....”I killed your uncle but I didn’t kill your uncle but I was just the driver but I didn’t want to.” plus Mary Jane singing plus Venom plus Mary Jane singing again.

Oh no!!! Not the casuals!!!!!

I feel like his talk show has been erased from existence. 

I just hope this means that Paul F. Tompkins’ Len Wiseman will make a return