If anyone’s interested, there is a porn star named Arabelle Raphael who looks remarkably like a heavier, more buxom and way more tattooed Jenny Slate.

My wife and I still occasionally watch House of 1000 Corpses around Halloween in between the really fucked up or scary stuff because its more of a violent funhouse ride (or a Murder Ride like they actually have in the movie). I appreciated the grimy nastiness of The Devil’s Rejects but haven’t really felt the need to…

So who else has never ever ever heard this phrase before in their lives?

The Far Side is so amazing in that everyone has their favorite one, and yet everyone is right. There are so many great comics he did.

My personal favourite.

DON'T SAY THAT WORD!

How does it feel to release a charity single?

Sitting there in their denim tuxedos, laughing politely at us...those mullet haired bastards!

I assume that means he’s playing Darkseid.

We know what he is not, which is a copy editor

“Joel Kinnaman is” what? I'm dying to know!

Security! 

Man, what ruffled your feathers? 

A lot of celebrities who are busted for sexual misconduct think they can get their fat out of the fryer in exchange for a paying a poultry settlement, but sooner or later the chickens will come home to roost. Might as well just admit responsibility and take your turn on the chopping block. 

At least he admitted to his fowl conduct. Whatever else you might say about the man, you have to admit he’s no chicken.

Better yet, store it in an inconspicuous looking droid and send it on a convoluted journey to some old cranky hermit you know who lives in the desert.

That’s a mean thing to call my family!

“Seems to me if little kids, the core audience of Disneyland...”
Maybe so in California, but they definitely are not at the Florida DisneyWorld parks (with the exception of most of the Magic Kingdom.) A decade ago, Disney started re-jiggering the works to appeal to adults, and it works on every level. Appeal to the…

There’s an editor?