Thanks, was coming here to make sure I wasn’t just reading that wrong.

Just don’t stand between me and the unobtainable burger. You should be fine.

We have this already. It’s called Fazoli’s.

The only retired McDonald’s item that I care about is the Cheddar Melt: burger with gritty cheddar “sauce”, onions, and, most importantly, a rye bun. It was the best thing they’ve ever made, and they’ve been gone for, oh, about 20 years or so now, and I would kill every last one of you to get another one.

Not gonna scroll through all of the comments, but if no one has recommended George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) he is consistently the most hilarious standup on twitter, and whatnot.

Just in cast anyone needed a reason to keep those Parker Posey heart fires burning. Thanks Twitter!

Now this brings me comfort. Keep fighting the good fight, Will!

I subscribed the Playboy when I turned 18, as the internet wasn’t much of a thing yet (meaning hot and cold running porn on tap wasn’t readily available), and you could get a year long subscription for less than $20. I kept the sub going up until a few years ago, as it got cheaper and cheaper (I think a year sub was…

I must have missed something, where the hell is Will Harris?

I’m not one to fat shame (I’m a big ol’ fatty myself) but Harry’s neck beard is just something else. I don’t even know what to make of it. Does he shave the rest of his face so that it only grows under his neck? Or is that the only place the hair grows, and if he wasn’t a (fellow) fatty the hair would just be growing…

Same, I got a phantom blast of foot smell.

Calling it now: posthumous Oscar nom!

This, exactly. Usually, with close associates, there’s at least a grace period of “Well, these allegations are very disturbing, but we’re waiting for the official resolution before making any decisions.” But the response was instant and across the board, with everyone ditching Harry asap. I generally like to stick…

I’ve been promised Danny Trejo, and copious amounts of nudity. I will watch this, and I will not be ashamed.

Oh man, you just made my day! Thanks!

Oh my God, I LOVED Vern! His shit was hilarious. He was kinda like a super profane Joe Bob Briggs. He wrote a review of one of the Transformers movies that’s had me dying. Gotta see if that stuff is still out there.

That’s pretty much where I’m at. It’s been too long, and I’ve heard so much about it, I feel like I’ve seen it, and, you know, life is too short to care about tv shows. I’ve also never seen The Sopranos. Or Survivor. Or much of anything, really. The only downside is I never know what anyone is talking about, but,…

This is the best ongoing feature on the site these days. Keep ‘em coming.

I was completely blindsided by the notion that this might be an actual person.

Yeah, was that ever addressed by the staff at all? it was pretty obvious.