If you don’t hate the Cardinals, maybe you’re the one who needs to see a doctor. Just not natural.

Some serious Kinja game up in this post.

Thanks for linking to this, I think its my new favorite blog. Dude writes gossip in freaking e.e. cummings format.

“You ain’t no real nigga. You a white boy, you preppy, you rich boy.”

Probably one of your worst takes...pretty much everything you said.

Actually, Drew, there’s no demonstrable evidence that Goodell is a “shit-eating moron”. At most, you could make the claim that it is “more probable than not” that he...

Riddle: How many burner accounts did Mayweather need to express his dissatisfaction with this comment?

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

I hate that defense. Sure, it was his first day as a superhero. Ive yet to spend a single day super-heroing, and yet I know that knocking down a building full of people, then ignoring the survivors to go make out is BAD. I don’t need to do it first to learn this.

Actually, both men served in the Coast Guard. Guess how many stories mention that the victim served compared to those mentioning the murderer served?

okay thanks for stopping by

See ya!

I have a feeling Deadspin won't be too broken up if you leave.

it's impossible to understate how poorly this stuff reflects on the US to outsiders. a while ago I had someone from Kenya ask me about all the cop shootings going on back home, saying how horrible it is. you know things are bad when someone from Kenya shows you sympathy for shit happening in your home country.

Obama really should learn to respect his elders.

BGSU is in Ohio.

*sniffles* (wipes away tear).

You certainly don't have time to watch all of this...

Wait, you think Simmons was the first person to come up with a the concept of a mailbag article?