The good news is that Matt Leinart will never have a concussion problem for essentially the same reason that R.A. Dickey will never have Tommy John surgery.

Any old strawman to perpetuate the cause of gun fetishists, amirite?

I guess they've never heard of the First Amendment. Unbelievable.

Fun Fact: South of the Border is home to the most unrecognizable dialect of the English language ever. The servers open their mouth and it's like a banjo playing. It's so bad that it took me 5 minutes, and my wife translating to figure out that the girl was asking if I wanted mayo on my sandwich.

Wide open spaces are great, but not when they're full of Breaking Bad extras.

"No, it's not windy!"

How Deadspin ruined my day: Posted long-form article at 5PM, after an hour of doing nothing here at work. Now it's time to go home and COME ON, TIM. DEADLINES, BROTHER.

It's a shame the prank punch wasn't utilized in Jonestown.

Pictured: The first four victims in happier times.

10) "Damn this is good!" - Jason Whitlock

"God, that's such a turn-on. Hey, check out the picture on it too!"

I didn't think you stole my wallet, but now I do.

I'm already looking forward to throwing passes as QB5 for An Ohio St. University.

Use more concise ledes. The last 3 words are unnecessary.

Pro-tip: if you open with "I hate to sound like a jerk... Just stop. You're going to sound like a jerk.

I just wish that Berman would stop speaking in English.

I'd be more "on the fence" about this, but they haven't built one.

How are the bruises healing? That was quite a nasty fall.

I doubt Jay Bruce is the only person in that photo who has two first names.