I never tire of DadBoner. Deal with it, you guys.

It's time for Cincinnati to apologize for that sack of shit chili and pasta concoction they pass off as a regional specialty.

Fucking calm down, guy.

If he was able to catch two passes from Tebow, it's clear that he has longer arms than the law.

Hell, I'd argue Hernandez is hewing much closer to the Patriot Way now that he's in jail. He'll sleep on a straw cot, shit into a pot, and be owned by another human being.

Welcome to Candyland, you fools.

I dunno. She got the phrase, "create jobs," in there. Pretty much makes her qualified for Congress.

I'm single without kids, what should I wear?