Dude. It's 2013. This nonsense interpretation of the commerce clause should have been left in 1930 where it belongs. /the more you know

Fun fact: revolutionary militias wore teal. /not a fact

+1

I hope Lou has a waterproof case for his phone...

+1 Fawking mahsque

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To be perfectly fair, not only is Stephanopoulos white, he's actually a hobbit, so all large folk look pretty much the same to him.

Did it cross your mind, though? And you had met him before?

I saw Zero Dark Thirty... THAT'S NO JOKE

How are so many people still defending this dude?

+1 Brigham Young

I laughed. +1

Oh no doubt about that. But there's "naive and unrealistic" and then there's "convinced a 9 year old is a Stanford grad", which was the point of your post that I responded to. Plus he was "talking to" this fictional creation for anywhere between 3 and 4 years depending on who you ask, so that theory then requires…

The whole thing is just nonsensical. It makes sense on a VERY surface level but the more you dig the worse it smells.

+4 great fucking points

Now you're on to something Ricky. If your bullshit detector isn't already screaming at you, you're probably a Notre Dame fan.

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+12 donuts

Line between "genius" and "convinced that a 9 year old is a college graduate he "loves" enough to marry"? About 900000000000000000000000 miles long.