A 9 year old passing off as a Stanford graduate he was "in love" with? Ummm, yeaaaaaah.

If he was stupid enough to be talking to a 9 year old who was passed off as a convincing Stanford grad he was "in love" with, he's an all-time idiot.

You must always ask during a scandal: cui bono? Who benefits? This "girlfriend" story propelled Te'o to national prominence and the brink of a defensive Heisman. It's not like he was reluctantly talking about her at any point. Pretty convenient for him if someone ELSE made up his gravy train, no?

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Te'o was still talking about his "dead" "girlfriend" AFTER he supposedly "found out" she was fake. Dude is full of shit.

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As someone who works in the criminal justice system, CSI has ruined victims' and jurors' perceptions of criminal investigations.

I fucking loved the Master and all of its twisted eccentricities. Glued to the screen.

Ah yes. I've been "duped" many a times into claiming I've met, talked all night with, and spent time with someone that doesn't exist. It happens to the best of us. #dumbfuck

What a silly ass article.

Can we retroactively give Te'o the Heisman to create SPORTSMAGEDDON 2K13?

Real talk: Deadspin, and all of us, must ABSOLUTELY REFUSE to allow ND to paint Te'o as the victim here. It's either impossible or Te'o is too stupid to have possibly gained admittance to Notre Dame. Keep on this shit, please.

To be fair, he has a vested interest in anything involving Hawaiians and fake people.

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It turns out Tebow was right. Just play the virgin card. When ex-NFLer and philanthropist Tim Tebow comes out of the closet in 2032, no one will give a shit.

This is Hall of Fame level trolling.

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No jokes. This is CRUSHING journalism, guys. I hope you two burn the establishment down. Rock 'n Fucking Roll.

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