Is it crazy to anyone else that the new geographic center of the B1G basically IS South Bend?

Dude. I was making a flippant remark that most would perceive as a joke. For fuck's sake are some of you yahoos utterly insufferable.

Let's see. You're asking your fans to buy you things... how is that different from this: http://gawker.com/5944050/amanda-palmers-million+dollar-music-project-and-kickstarters-accountability-problem, exactly?

I am getting a gigantic kick out of how utterly bourgeois you're making the online purchase of sex swings, high heels and lingerie seem.

Someone who likes seeing porn stars naked like a vast majority of men? Pro tip: many of them post naked pictures of themselves on twitter, which makes for worktime entertainment in an innocuous setting.

Whores? Nah. Do whatever you want. But it's not normative behavior to ask strangers to buy you things because you can, surely we can agree on that?

Guilty as charged. Disregard/delete.

Surely there's some gray between "Mother Theresa" and "posting Amazon wishlist on twitter", no?

Any time you're using the terms "taking advantage" in the statement it's likely morally suspect.

I'm pretty sure there are millions of miles of gray between "fat, stupid and out of shape" and "In the top .00001% of athletic talent on the planet".

Well it's important to remember that most female porn performers are in their late teens or early 20's. By the time a porn chick is in her late 20's she's burned out.

I follow several porn stars on Twitter. They may not be "damaged goods" but they certainly are "post Amazon wishlists" goods, which ain't exactly NOT damaged if you know what I mean.

MILF wasn't invented in American Pie but it went nationwide from American Pie. The MILF Hunter sprung up shortly thereafter and the rest, as they say, is history.

Guys, Amy K. Nelson is the real prize here.

There are about 8,000 miles of gray between "beating OKC" and "Not utterly shitting the bed".

Got to love when the guy who's employed nothing but logical fallacies proceeds to rip my inability to use logic. Beautiful. Nothing you've said changes the fact that this occurred vs. a school that's not even an NCAA member institution.

My point is, and remains, and you're maybe one of two people I've seen on here or anywhere else actually defending this shit, is that this joke of a coach and a program ran up video game numbers vs. a non NCAA member school. It had nothing to do with "winning" or "being unorthodox", but a lot to do with shitting all…

Dude. You're comparing Bob Knight and John Thompson to a Division III school, you do realize that?

Oh sure. And neither would many people with sports majors.