There is "humiliation" and then there's treating regular sports like it's a glitch-filled video game. I'm glad you like tennis, though.

We should turn "Happy to be part of history" into a meme. I nominate 1864 Residents of Atlanta, GA, the Vichy French and 1947 Arab residents of the Palestine Mandate as first recipients.

From looking at the other "gift guides" I'm inclined to agree. This one is totally worthless though.

+1

http://gawker.com/5962169/whats-a-gift-for-someone-who-hates-gifts-a-gift-guide

Is this the new Gawker media post strategy? "We're too lazy to come up with something so YOU fucking do it using our new shitty commenting system" - Deadspin

There is no way that's not made up. Pure pwnage says on their own site they've been around since 2004. I remember kids in Diablo and Starcraft using it when I was in HS (graduated 2001). Popularized? Sure. "Made up" something that's been in use since the late 90's? Keep dreaming. Nice troll for page hits though.

I mean really that's just ONE amazing Laker bro, right? It's basically Stiles from Teen Wolf with just your run of the mill bro tagging along.

pwn is definitely a typo. And it's also necessary to pronounce it as "pown" in order to convey the proper meaning. Walking around saying "own" makes you sound like a Southern Congressman in 1850.

This reads like Dr. Alan Grant scaring the shit out of that little kid in the beginning of Jurassic Park.

Are you new here?

Well, he DIDN'T disclose it... soooo?

Surely you know that adultery is illegal under the MCJ and for active CIA members, right? It's not about salacious details, it's about a lack of judgment that could compromise security by opening up the possibility for blackmail.

The bigger deal is opening yourself up to blackmail. Adultery is actually illegal under the MCJ and for CIA officers.

If Deadspin REALLY wanted the racist crazies to come out for the comments they should have name dropped Mitt Romney in the title.

If you honestly don't know the difference between playing football in the schoolyard and playing with full pads with nightly practices, you shouldn't be allowed to post on this website. (This is called stating the obvious)

Great reading comprehension, brah.

GAWKER MEDIA MUST BE FOX NEWS OR I WILL DRIVE MY FORD F150 INTO IT

The dark side is strong with him.

Whaaa?