Your attempts at snark failed. Stop trolling, you aren't smart enough.

Wait. I'M being a snarky asshole? You've been insulting me from the fucking jump because I had the GALL to suggest that Spielberg is about as risky as a goddamn Hallmark card. Read the comment thread, dipshit. Don't expect me to be your buddy when you've been blasting me for disagreeing on matters of pure taste.

Dude. If you really think that putting in PC nonsense with the same sentimentality as insurance commercials would improve a goddamn terrific and suspenseful film, I don't much care what you'd have preferred Affleck to do. I honestly do not, at all, and I'm not sure why you've spent so much time saying so.

No it ain't. Modern reptiles are distant relatives, at best, of dinosaurs.

My apologies re: this comment, misread yours. But seriously, read the Wired story. This was a movie about an amazing CIA operation, not the individual hostages. It never claimed to be a human interest story, so expecting one is your fault.

PS, the screenplay was adapted from that "Wired" story linked to in the review. Which focuses on Studio Six, and not the individual hostages. Just the source material, man. Don't blame Hollywood, blame journalism.

Your response was in response to something I never said?

Yes. Let's pretend like a sitting President who probably worked a 16 hour day, given, you know, Iran and Syria trying to start WW3 should have the same energy level as a challenger who hasn't had a job other than trying to be President since 2007. Smart.

He can't make a film like Argo because he'd spend half the time Affleck spent building tension doing things like having the hostages get to know the Iranian house staff at the Canadian Prime Minister's house and helping children in the bazaar because he's become one big "we are the world" advertisement over the last…

Well dude. Munich Olympics murder revenge = 10000000X more dark than Iran Hostage rescue... where, by the way, NO ONE DIED. Munich was about people actually murdering people, avenging people who were brutally murdered in an act of terrorism. That comparison is completely off-point. And I like Munich as much as the…

I caught a screening of this one last week... and my initial thought was: "This is the kind of flick Spielberg has been trying to make for 20 years but can't anymore because he's too goddamn sentimental"

Not true, man. Don't you think the O's would have argued if that was the case? The baseline at home plate is established by the catcher and the runner can do everything in his power to avoid the tag. You have 3 feet on either side of the catcher.

It means exactly what it says, dude. She is receiving "full" benefits. However, said full benefits are those that a teacher with 5 years experience is entitled to. You aren't fully vested in your pension as a teacher in the state of Kentucky until you accrue 27 years experience. However, she is entitled to the…

One can safely assume, living in a world where "logic" and "judgment" are actual things (aka having met and known teachers and knowing how the world works), that by "full retirement benefits" it means "all the benefits she would have been owed" and NOT "ALL OF YOUR MONEY". Maybe if teachers made a little more money…

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Least surprising post ever. Someone from Boston wants a 20 something millionaire star athlete to act like Rudy? Imagine that.

Just say shit and ass, man. It's the internet, and gawker sites at that. No one gives a fuck.

+1 Tugg Speedman reference.

That is horrible and I am laughing very, very hard.

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