The worm has turned for you, my friend. I listen to Dan Patrick for sports if I'm able, otherwise I just watch live sports and follow deadspin and a few other blogs.

I assure you, the day that you stop listening/paying attention to ESPN for your sports news and coverage will change your life for the better.

This is the unspoken truth of baseball. It doesn't sink in unless you're close to ballplayers that they are all a bunch of young, dumb, horny, immature idiots. Almost none of these clowns did more than a few years of college and they've spent far more time horsing around with other young men in dugouts and…

I'd say it's safe to say that Yankees pitchers LOVE McDonald's Monopoly.

Someone, surely.

You do realize that Trout's stolen bases merely put him in a position on the bases that Cabrera puts himself in with his bat, right? Cabrera has 84 XBH and 203 total hits to Trout's 64 XBH and 179 total hits. Trout's steals merely put him in a position to approach Cabrera's total bases total. He's scored only 14…

If you really think that you obviously never played a competitive sport. Egos can, and regularly do, fucking ruin teams in every single sport.

Did Herm Edwards get fired?

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Yoda?

If putting your ego aside to move positions to play a position you haven't played in 5 years and leading your team to the playoffs without complaining despite idiots on the internet docking you for your defense isn't valuable, I don't know what is. Oh, and he's about to win the triple crown in addition to having 200+…

Does Adam Jones have triple crown numbers plus 40 doubles and did he move positions for the good of the team to accommodate a big FA signing? The Angels are one game better than the Tigers. This is with a starting 5 of Weaver, Wilson, Greinke, Haren and Santana.

Dude. He is. He's by far the best player on a team bound for the playoffs and a division title despite a significantly worse (on paper) lineup and pitching staff. Is his defense a liability? Sure. But he also willingly moved positions prior to the start of the season to accommodate Prince Fielder. It's hard to…

No, you won't.

I moved to Cinci in 2006, and despite innumerable trips to various chili joints around town (always with the promise that "theirs is the best in town") I've found that the only thing Cinci "chili" (why call it chili? You don't eat it on its own, it's a meat sauce at best) is good for is ensuring explosive diarrhea in…

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STICK TO SPORTS!!??!?!?!?! [fart] Creationism.

+1 FUPA

Fuck that's good. +1

So what's your argument? That the Browns somehow won't have the worst record in the AFC this season? That they'll ever be in First place at any point in the next 5 seasons? I mean, yes, the Indians ended up shitty, but since the Browns' last Division title (1989) the Tribe has 7. So what, exactly, are you trying…