So good. +1

Becky Stevens better hit the books or she'll end up blowing dudes on craigslist.

Things grown men do: yell at other grown men at sporting events while friends film it. MURICUH.

Nice crowds this weekend too for a great franchise.

3 people "appreciated" your "well-thought-out-post", which amounted to you being an insufferable douche. If you live in Pittsburgh and honestly undertake such efforts for the affirmation of 3 (!) people, then everything Drew said is obviously 100% true.

Dude. You got 6 replies, 3 of which were making fun of you... let's back it up some. For future reference, type a post saying something about Derek Jeter farting and you'll get as many replies in 39 fewer minutes.

Welcome to Detroit, y'all.

More like someone drunk under the table by Cap'n Karl. No Maui Jim's on that corncob.

Dude. This is fucking Deadspin. Take your yinzer pride and use it to mourn the Pirates' impending collapse or start a fund to pay for the assisted-living facility Polamalu will be shitting his pants in in 12 years. If you really think Magary (or anyone else who reads his posts for a grin) gives a flippity fuck…

Having been raised in a household of Browns and Bills fans (I know..) I can definitively tell you that there are no people in the world more averse to change than rust-belt whites.

I "right" about kinja!

If the Pro Football Hall of Fame is 25 minutes from you, you live in Ohio. Which makes you an asshole for rooting for the Steelers.

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Kinja!

KINJA!

I READ IT FIRST

+1

This dude makes Johnny Drama look like Bobby Kennedy.

Jesus tapdancing Christ those fan grievances hurt my soul more than the stories of the unemployed over at Gawker.

He tested positive for testosterone. Testosterone helps you gain muscle... which is pretty much the exact opposite of losing weight.