+1 bachmann

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IF there was Olympic football (a big if) you wouldn't see NFLers compete for decades.

Is that Sarah Jessica Parker 2nd from right? Looking fit, Carrie!

+1

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Indeed. Reading comprehension fail.

Did they not have a library in your hometown?

Fart noises.

This is 'Mericuh so Herr Kaiser should print them and the multiple commenters wanting them should buy them and then we can all live out little Mittens' wet dreams. FREE MARKET

Supposedly he had had sex prior to making these proclamations. I'm not 100% sure he wasn't sniffing glue but he was pretty damn adamant about it.

Are you kidding? These kind of posts are exactly what the fine voters of Texas are looking for in future gubernatorial candidates.

+1 awesome ring

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I knew a guy in college who claimed that putting lotion in a condom and fapping felt "just like" having sex. Maybe this theory has spread among elite athletes?

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"I'm smart" - you, never.

+37 foreskins.

Does kevlar protect from stabbings? That's how Ray Ray gets down.

Ok. Widely available air travel going hundreds of miles per hour. Someone tell your mom it took Lewis and Clark 3 years to go from Missouri to Washington and back.