Um, we appreciate your Iowa pride and all but that pretty much conflicts with all of the established timelines. Shitty for dinosaurs living there? Sure. But the wealth of fossils dating after 75MYA in the upper midwest seems to shoot your Iowa-centric theory completely and utterly to shit. The area scorched by…

Someone tell your mom they didn't have access to air travel.

I cannot possibly imagine someone being faster than Usain Bolt.

Dumbest comment ever.

Damn that's good. +1

Did you get lost on your travels to jezebel?

Who the shit says "second off"?

- Chad Lowe.

I shouldn't be laughing... but I am. + awful

Is there a memo now when you sign up for a Gawker media account that says: "PLEASE SHARE PERSONAL EXPERIENCES IN THE COMMENTS"??

Well. I think one is distinctly negative where the other isn't necessarily. Clark's being a dolt is a false mask of who he is and what he's capable of. Even without the powers he's a smart, good-looking, competent dude. He could close Lois Lane and succeed in life no problem. So it seems to me that Kal-El's…

214w did! And pretentious is one thing. Dipshitty is quite another.

Is the kid supposed to wear the helmet 24/7? Just during playtime? I'm confused.

Dude. Natural selection stopped applying to humanity around the time we invented agriculture and harnassed fire, let alone vaccinations. Stop being a twit and using "natural selection" the way Hitler did.

DON'T GIVE YOUR CHILDREN VACCINATIONS OR TAKE THEM TO THE DR. BILLY BADASS

Or American History X. (Too soon?)

I was just saying that if Bruce Wayne is an "emo teenager" for wanting to avenge his parents, MURDERED BEFORE HIS VERY EYES, then Kal-El is emotionally stunted for pretending to be a dolt when he clearly isn't a dolt.

Hopefully. I just find Superman uninteresting. In order to be defeated he needs to either hold back/forget to use some of his laundry list of powers or face kryptonite. Yawn.