Crunchy Cheetos or GTFO

I think I will wait for the next go around when there is a flamin’ hot variation.

How is that even remotely gross? Have they had a California roll?

I have no problems with this. Carry on.

A trick I was told is if the gap is a ~1 or less, don’t use months just use the year. It doesn’t stick out as a red flag, but be ready to explain just in case.

scans for *female orgasm*

You left out a very vital piece of information: Even if you know the road that is covered in water - it may have been washed out due to the water - think sinkhole - only filled with water now - if it’s deep enough you can’t see the pavement you literally can not trust that the surface is still there. 

Man driving along a road comes across a flooded section. Asks local farmer how deep it is: “Only a couple of inches”. Man drives into flood and car submerges. Asks farmer about the depth: “Well it only comes up a couple of inches on the ducks”

Mini Cooper Mallman

Production version spotted in the wild

Haha, first thing I thought was “Mother” had something to do with this. 

“a top staffer for Vice President Mike Pence said he “can’t talk about” why Pence abruptly—and without much explanation—canceled a trip to New Hampshire to stay in Washington earlier this month.”

From the article “For games that do not support handheld mode, players can wirelessly connect compatible controllers (sold separately) to Nintendo Switch Lite” 

Kids who just want to play Pokémon. 

I work at an airport and I see A LOT of female passengers who were revealing clothing, especially in the summer. Bare midriff tops and booty shorts seem to predominate, and I have to make it a point not to look to long.

I haven´t seen the documentary and I obviously think that not every case is the same. In my experience, my dad used to threaten to kill himself all the time to manipulate my mom, ever since me and my siblings were babies, when my mom finally decided to leave him, he used to call every day with the same threats, and…

Saw this just the other day:

Waitress->Humane Society Clerk->Data Entry->Secretary->Call operator is a red flag that you’re a flake with no sense of direction and an inability to focus.

If you must move positions, move to one that is complimentary and establishes a pattern.

Not knowing these tips (and the science behind them) is not dumb. I doubt many people do know the real ins and outs of it all. And why wouldn’t someone who is inexperienced with this want to research it so they know what they’re up against? That makes no sense. You are looking at this purely from your own personal…