someone’s showing off their English degree, hahahahahahahaha.

Woo! Mentally ill and poor? ME TOO! High fives all around.

I regret reading that. I mean, I’m easily the least productive person I know but I also have the decency to be mentally ill and poor. You can’t toast your own fucking bagel?

Haha! I’m 100% sure they do not. My only experience with Faygo was when a bunch of guys I went to school with surprised me by soaking me with it. I was somehow not really aware of sexual harassment back then.

Some assholes drove her crazy trolling her all the time. That’s all I know. I’m huge on the dismiss button, myself, but then I’ve only had a few jerks.

No because there are so many celebrities and we have to determine if they are woke or baes, so we cannot have any actually funny or interesting content.

This is why you always do coffee for a first date...the maximum length is like 30 minutes. If it’s going well, you can extend it.

Hiking is the worst though. So boring. Not sorry!

Because the entire Kardashian family is a fucking disaster?

*Caitlyn

So what's the solution? A constantly evolving language that shifts when the overuse of one word diminishes its meaning? Isn't that sort of how language already works?

On the bright side, Radiohead is disappearing.

My father said those same exact words to my mother about me. It broke her heart, I’m so so sorry. I was sick a lot as a child with kidney problems and still have a chronic illness. It’s easy for shitty people to judge decent people while they refuse to do anything to help. Please don’t take it to heart. I know that’s…

every word on urban dictionary is slang for blow jobs.

Do you know the story about Titanic? Apparently NDG hassled James Cameron for years over the constellations in the sky at the end. NDG said they were incorrect for 1912 and that time of year so when Titanic was re-released in 3D a few years ago, Cameron corrected it for him. I super admire that level of nerd tenacity.

I just commented that it must be Naloxone. Which I just googled and it’s the same thing as Narcan. Never heard that name for it though.

Target is for their profits, not the people.

Target: Better than Wal-Mart since forever.

“America has portrayed holding a Koran in such a different way to what it actually is.”

Everyone who complained about this is a fool with zero perspective on life.