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No problems, it does sound like they were unprofessional without the details all shoved in there. The ER guys couldn’t find the bleed, it was about 1am, and so they packed his nose, figuring that it would be 6-8 hours until we got in to see the ENT, which is reasonable (miserable, but reasonable). It was that jerk…

That's a much more exciting dream than being married to a prof or architect!

Actually, with exception to ENT doctor who refused to see us immediately and the Urgent care nurse that didn’t notice him bleeding all over the place at first, all of them were pretty good. The problem was that the bleed was really fricking high up his nose, on the edge of his sinus cavity. Urgent Care and ER weren’t…

I know products like ipecac can make you throw up but I didn’t have any. In theory I know that if you just stick your fingers down your throat far enough you’ll gag and possibly throw up, but since I’ve never done it and my throat was already raw it didn’t seem like the right time to learn.

YUP. I so love a good head of hair. Add some attractive eyes and i’ll pretty much just let the guy ax murder me*, because i’d be in a sexiness trance.

Yes totally. I’m busy with work and not out much so it’s really the only way. Yeah, he’s raising a kid and taking care of everything on his own which I find sexy AF to begin with but also hot, sweet, and hasn't tried sending me a dick pic so it's a good start. Haha.

The only thing I look for in a person is really nice hair. If a guy has good hair, whatever, he could be a serial killer who drinks bud with lime and i’d be into him.

You know what’s weird? I found some sketch of a dress I did when I was a kid and realized it looked exactly the same as my wedding dress, right down to the pattern on the skirt. I didn't have any recollection of that sketch when I was picking the pattern and fabric. Must have been buried in my brain somewhere.

Doesn’t OJ get a spot on the list for being the big Kardashian’s real dad?

Kanye West is developing a script with Bret Easton Ellis

I think the real question here is: why does Khloe Kardashian, being a relatively successful person at...whatever she does, have Pauly Shore as a guest on her show? Was she just like, I want a show where my rich hip friends and I have cocktails with an out-of-work comedian from the nineties who was never funny to begin…

I'm hella nauseous right now but if those chips are ruffles, count me in!

The phrase “double dip” has been used.

Even after Zwan?

Not only do I love the song, but the video reminds me of those last few years before cell phones for teens was a thing. I know that my own habit of reaching for my handy entertainment device whenever the thought of having nothing to do disturbs me, so I can only imagine what all I would’ve missed out on as a kid if…

Wow, W. is rapidly turning into his father. He looks like a younger version of George HW.

Here comes Peter Cottontail

It was just a hamfisted way to fit in some impressions. Like an even less inspired “Star Wars auditions” as an excuse to have Kevin Spacey do impressions.

took me a second, but I got there