G-d forbid I ever lost my burner key, “JadedFuck” would definitely be an appropriate alternate handle.
G-d forbid I ever lost my burner key, “JadedFuck” would definitely be an appropriate alternate handle.
This is dangerously close to Girl Scout Cookies you have to bake yourself.
I definitely want to get my weight loss tips from the waif star of the most racist show on TV.
Are you unfamiliar with flowers?
This is so confusing to me. I wear yoga pants to yoga, sweat my ass off, toss them in the hamper when I get home, and do laundry 5 days later. They’ve never smelled like anything different than all my other clothes. Are other people doing something weird? Do I have magical sweat glands? What’s the deal here?
I work out in yoga pants or leggings and I then wash them. They never stink. I’m confused as to why there is a whole “thing” about avoinding stinky clothes.
UGH THEY WOULD TOO! Whenever an animal vomits in the house it is a race against the clock to clean it before the dog does.
Talk about gilding the lily. All a bloomin’ onion needs is a dipping sauce or two...
That’s like if a cat vomited and then your dog ate it and then shat it back out.
Sashimi is sex on a plate.
Worse...a meatloaf disguised as a cake. I hate meatloaf...she used “mashed potato icing” and I wanted to cry.
Would eat. But then again I’d eat most things. Food is good.
I love gummi burgers:
Next time I get take out, I’ll order a bucket of fried PETA President Ingrid Newkirk
I don’t discriminate against chickens. I welcome chickens of all colors onto my plate after being thoroughly cooked.
But does his inner goddess dance a merengue?
Tom Cruise is leaving Scientology because he’s “so smitten” with an actress named Annabelle Wallis, his 31-year-old costar in the upcoming reboot of The Mummy.
AUGH. Less erotica featuring Matt Lauer please.
As someone who is plus sized AND also small chested (I’m a A), finding a fucking bra is hard as shit for me (and some other people I know). Busty women aren’t the only people who have a hard time finding a bra, and skinny women aren’t the only people who are small chested and benefit from these, so maybe give it a…
So the fashion world has made something popular for smaller chests. Again.