The food? Well, if Mars Bars are any indication...

I always crave french fries and I don’t crave french fries right now. What in the hell is happening to me?

Your name makes me hungry.

You’re so helpful. :-)

I heartily agree with you dear sir or m'am.

I was rolling at “head.honcho”.

Is Stassi pronounced “Stacey”? Interesting spelling.

What’s the word you’re referring to? “Class”?

Thank you for the correction.

I starred this because I’m proud that I got the joke and I want everyone to know that I did. No sarcasm. :3

I envy you. I never had the focus or the intelligence to do the law school thing but you must’ve and I’m sure you’re glad you did!

Wait, I’m sorry, I forgot he’s half-Chinese, which kind of muddied my point. Forget my comment, I’m kind of out of it. This guy makes me see red.

Edited because I made a mistake.

That was very helpful, thank you!

Will do! Always on the lookout for new and exciting beauty products.

Thanks! Sorry, didn’t see your previous posts already describing it, otherwise wouldn’t have put you through the trouble.

What is micellar water? I am intrigued.

Thank you!

I honestly think it was secretly written by a man using some kind of algorithm that generates Jezebel-style phrases and sentences. This is a horrible piece.

New Orleans? YAAS.