Thanks for your helpful comment! It’s amazing how far a little Googling can get you; I probably should’ve done a bit before I asked you to elucidate for me. Lawyering involves a lot of crazy mental gymnastics that I’m admittedly a mite slow to comprehend most of the time.

Hey, if your mama taught you not to trust both animal-haters and internet strangers then she must have been doing something right!

Since you seem to know your stuff, could you please explain to me what “marital privelege” means in this instance?

I knew I was missing something...

Nope. :-)

I read this literally as “fracking theme park” and thought to myself “They have those?”

Aww, this is very touching. Your dad sounds awesome.

Santa’s sleigh?

I’m not sure if this is a controversial opinion or not, but I always found Beavis so annoyingly unfunny. The rest of the show was cool, though

Who is that man? Hopefully he’s funny or something, because every time I see him I’m always shocked by how startlingly physically unattractive he is.

I find this comment both adorable and sweet.

I think you need to try harder to be outraged.

Sure thing, m’dear. :-)

That escalated quickly. Because I dislike dogs I clearly molest pre-adolescent boys and eat their heads? You seem fun.

If you don’t like such breath maybe don’t own a dog. Works for me.

Wow.

Yup. Pre-adolescent me absolutely loved Clarissa.

This is exactly what I came here to say. Someome get that woman a liter of water, stat!

It’s highly irrational and I’ll be the first to admit that. I dislike them on a cellular level.

Isn’t Ray-J the owner of the dick in Kim’s mouth in her sex tape?