What’s the implication, here? Does CSI stand for something fetish-y?

“Really pretty”? Your mileage may vary, I guess. I find her to be plain.

Cinema Italiano? That song sucked. Just my opinion. The movie as a whole was pretty mediocre. Anything featuring Fergie is guaranteed to blow chunks. She’s a bad omen.

Aww, you don’t have to get all derpy on my account.

You hadn’t chuckled in five years prior to watching this? I don’t envy you your life.

Your sentence is missing a question mark, Kardashistan.

Oh God, really? Kardashian stans are so basic.

THANK you. Bobby is such a Kardashian stan and so, so many people here seem genuinely interested in this trainwreck of a family, which I can not for the life of me understand.

What is “The best bloodline alive”?

I must have some kind of mental block on this shit, because every time I try to put all of this together and make some sense of it, my mind is just like, “Nope”.

Words.

You’re a Jezebellian. Of course you like prosecco. ;-)

The important question: do they carry Faygo?

Really? It isn’t creek? I always that it was. I must’ve been misinformed.

Re: the meth high - haha! I’ve used meth before and that description (orgasm all over body and brain) is... Inaccurate. I’d have probably never quit were that true.

I never knew meth was addictive. All it takes is 1.) Come down, 2.) Food and 3.) Plenty of sleep. Opiates, however are a completely different ball of wax.

Whatever happened to MindyMoo, anyway? I never see her around anymore.

What is a rag curl and how do you do it? Just curious, sounds interesting. Always looking for ways to make my bacon-wavy hair to look more like Shakira’s circa Hips Don’t Lie and La Tortura. :-)

Creek*.

It’s posts like this that solidify my strict “no dogs” policy.