This is a dumb comment.

Did Zac Efron (did I spell that right? I just realized I have no idea how to spell his name) get some sort of facial reconstructive surgery/subdermal cheek implants? I don’t remember him being so... Chiselled.

Becky?

Is Keanu about Keanu Reeves? No? Will not be seeing it.

Really? Last I saw she was looking really, really rough. Like, too-much-coke-not-enough-sleep rough.

Michael Fassbender is a known beater of women. No sex-bang for him.

Napoleonaphile?

Hmm. Seems about right.

Why?

Marilyn Monroe.

Also, is “Danity” like, a real word or real name? It doesn’t even register as something I’ve ever seen outside of this article.

My thoughts exactly. Won’t watch.

Ooh, Tay looks good with a strong brow.

Hell yeah!

Aww! Poor 16-year-old you! *Virtual hug*. Yeah, it’s one of my all-time favorite movies, as I’m a huge Keanu Reeves lover and a steadfast Al Pacino fan. It’s quite a frightening film; I would imagine if I’d stumbled across it at a young age I’d be mortified. Thankfully, my first time viewing it was as an adult! And…

Those teef!

Ah, I see. I take unnecessary stock of those things; I’m kinda an amateur celeb-surgery sleuth. :-)

I might get roasted for saying this, but I haven’t found Charlize attractive since The Devil’s Advocate, and that was in 1997.

Oh, you. ;-)

I’m sorry the .gif doesn’t work for me. I’ll just assume you disagree?