I’m pretty sure James Iha was plastered at the show I went to. He took up the microphone and started shouting and growling like a cat. Good times.

I’ve always maintained that Billy Corgan and Kirsten Dunst could be twinsies. I know, I’m weird.

Were you at Lollapalooza 2003, too?

I swear Laura bears more than a passing resemblance to Nancy Reagan in that photo.

He’s starting to look more and more like Shrub Sr. with each passing day.

Somebody somewhere now has the johntravoltasmalemasseur Burner account on lockdown.

Don’t let it happen again!

Nah, I’m American and wasn’t joking, it was just an observation.

Right? I’m not sure I understand the show’s motives, here.

Wait, what? I was just commenting on something I’d noticed about the site and then adding that it doesn’t bother me because it’s totally not my place to assault people with my beliefs. As far as I’m concerned, North Carolina is not in the right in this regard.

Dear Lord her hoobs are buge.

Re: the picture accompanying the article - that is definitely a late 90s/early aughts dye-job.

She was 21 but I understand the mistake as she looked 16.

No.

Kinja seems to have a strong anti-Christian slant amongst the commentariat. As a Christian, I guess that’s fine by me. I’d never tell anyone what or what not to believe.

Replying to you because it won’t let me comment:

I legit thought until just recently that I was 28. In fact, I was just about to come in here and post that I am 28.

I fantasize about Keanu Reeves. :-x

I just recently emerged from one of the most severe depressions of my life and I find this very touching.

You know what’s even worse? All of those quotes routinely attributed to Marilyn Monroe. I’m sorry, she may have been an intelligent woman, but there is no way that she said all of that shit.