I am an objectively beautiful woman and my beauty has caused me nothing but misery and strife. Don’t ever let anyone ever tell you that beauty is everything.

What is a maze runner. I don’t know her.

I love this comment with the totality of my being.

Here’s to long, leisurely Kesha/Ke$ha-free lunches!

Ariana’s eye-makeup is one big “oh honey, no”.

Long and deliciously Kesha/Ke$ha free!

I’ve been out to lunch - when did Kesha stop spelling her name “Ke$ha”?

Kim’s teenage pics are the only proof I need to know that babby is cursed with unattractiveness. And the dad? Fuhgettaboutit.

I have seen Kim’s teenage pics. That babby is not going to grow up cute.

I kinda thought Ciara was almost too gay to function?

“This movie is awesome because it has Sarah Chalke in it.” -Said no one, ever.

Oh my God, this is exactly what I was coming here to comment. So funny. I believe it’s Snooki.

This is horribly offensive to people in recovery, you fucking ass.

No shade, no sarcasm: Did you learn that in that cool class you’re taking or did you already know that? Honest question.

I’m not even a Beyonce fan and this comment is amazing to me.

Idk, this piece seems kinda ageist. *Dodges rotten fruit*.

Re: that picture of Christina and Miley - I remember those days as a teen when I actually thought all of these weaves, wigs and extensions were real no-shit hair. I always wondered how they got their hair so lush, long and full.

Her hair looks, like... Pink and beige. It’s reminding me of bacon.

I don’t know her.

That is the best description of Fifty Shades’ nonexistent appeal I have ever encountered. As sexy as an ice cold shower in public. You get all the stars.