Clooney married someone named Amal. He’s done his part.

Now she can rush back home to Wasilla and try to get her son’s arrest last night swept under the rug.

Well, Farrah makes pornos? And they all make babies.

“As someone who knows the doctor in question, and knows that emergency room like the back of my hand, I doubt it” Now what were you saying about reading the piece?

When I was in high school, before thigh gap was a thing, the girls all judged on who was a virgin if their thighs touched when they walk. I knew that wasn't true, because mine touched when I walked.

Speak, girl! I remember being astonished and offended a number of years ago when some “Lifestyle” newspaper columnist published a puff piece about how women who were commuting in my city shouldn’t wear sneakers with their suits and dresses to get from work to the subway and then home, because it was unattractive. I…

Right?? If someone had told me that I could cure my Noassatall Syndrome by fucking like a bunny, I would have stepped up my game WAY earlier. Alas, many decades later I too can attest to the fact that the claim is bullshit. *sigh*

Exactly. I’m fine with wearing whatever you want in terms of whatever social goal you have for your outfit (because social goals obviously aren’t just about impressing dumb boys; they’re also about getting hired at job interviews, or sharing an element of your personality as part of your style, etc!), but damn folks,…

My teen daughter’s sex ed class was OK-ish but still contained bullshit, mostly involving vastly under-representing the efficacy rates of various birth control methods (in an attempt to scare them away from sex entirely, I can only assume.)

I heard that story/myth/bullshit too. I kept trying to figure out the physical changes/logistics that would cause such a manifestation.

Ok, thanks. Now I’ve got the song I Like Big Butts stuck in my head....

That’s this dude’s MO. He is a concern troll who’s always “genuinely asking.” Pretty sure it was him arguing that the victim in the Brooklyn gang rape was possibly raping her attackers because she’s 18 and they’re minors. Disgusting.

LMM is a gift that i’m not sure we as a society deserved, but damn am i happy we’ve got him

Chering is caring.

I don’t have kids yet, but I propose there be like a group play date where all the non-conservative non-helicopter parents teach our kids all the important stuff and then subsequently listen to all the things they called out from the previous week while we tell them how proud we are. I’ll bring wine!

THAT KID/THOSE KIDS in my sixth grade class was me and one dude. Even though we weren’t friends, by being THAT KID, that dude got himself added to the list of kids I respected despite not being in my circle of friends. On the list was

Precisely

“In A World” was incredibly fun. For the “what happened behind the scenes” thing, you have to watch “Tig,” which is her auto-biopic thingy, and is very nice.

She made fun of me for laughing too hard at her jokes once. It is the highlight of my comedy-seeing life.

Sorry for your loss.